Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Stealing the camera
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Question and answer jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a lawyer is well hung?A: You can’t get...
Old & New concerns.
Old & New concerns for the baby boomers:Then: Long hair.Now: Longing for hair.Then: KegNow:...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...