Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
Outrageous lying
|A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Cri-sco!
There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals...