Milk Truck
Q: What gives milk and has one horn?A: A milk truck!
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one…
Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and...
I said…I really mean…
THE MANS GUIDE TO FEMALE ENGLISHWe need = I want It’s your decision =...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
A 12 inch ___
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...