My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
An elderly couple in a senior home…
An elderly couple in a senior’s home used to visit the recreation room everyday....
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
How do you scare a man?
How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats…
A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...