Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Care to go upstairs?
A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon.”Care to go...
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian apartment?
What do you call an open can of tuna fish in a lesbian’s apartment?...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
The stir of the town!
It was the stir of the town when an 80 year old man married...
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...