Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Purchasing the brain
|A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Don’t take any chances
|A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-law’s death. It also enquires...