What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Sleep
I love to sleep. It really is the best of both worlds. You get...
A pile of one liners!
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A pool table?
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Miss Muffet
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Life According To TV Land
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Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
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Economic pressures
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