Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
One for the Volunteers
Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip: You know...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Only Time
I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
As Long As A Cat’s Tail
Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of...
The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery…
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain...