New Words Needed (woo-hoo!)
10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should:1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’ trus) adj. Possessing...
No Brakes
Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
Like father like son
Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The new warden
A new jail warden was being shown through the jailhouse by the old warden....
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...