HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
Donald Duck
Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms.”Certainly, sir”...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
The Oil Crisis
There are a lot of folks that can’t understand how we ran out of...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
In A Freezer
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?A: Frosted Flakes.