Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Great Pick Up Lines!
I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Picking Personal Hell
A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC...
Twenty men die and go to heaven…
Twenty men die and go to heaven. When they arrive they are toldto seperate...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks…
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist...
One day a teacher was teaching religion…
One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class”What part of...