Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
10. Accidental switch back to 19,000 Leagues Under the Sea. 9. Screwed up computers...
Have you ever seen…
Have you ever seen an asshole wrapped in plastic?Just look at your drivers license!
Cheerleaders
Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8...
Money Talks!
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look,...
Try to grow chickens
|A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of...
An FBI investigation
|The phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello? I’m calling to report my neighbor, Clifford. He...
Devil herself
A fellow’s wife was very worried about her husband’s heavy drinking and one night...
New Scope
A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...