How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blonde’s mind? Blow in her ear.
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, “I...
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Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the...
A new national anthem?
Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the...
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The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
An invisible man is here to see you
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Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
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A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...