Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Wanted: Woman!
Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs,...
Why is pubic hair curly?
Why is pubic hair curly?If it was straight, it would poke your eyes out.
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!