Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
My Dog
Having a dog is great, it’s just the ‘dog people’ that freak me out....
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots…
A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes....
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Super-Duper One-Liners!
Here’s a little bit-a-dis and a little bit-a-dat:How can you tell the Irish guy...
Some beauty parlors do a great job…
Some beauty parlors do a great job.One young man followed a young womanfor twenty...