Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Insult Collection #17
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.