Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
Golf “is” a Drag!
Bob and his three golf buddies were out playing and were just starting on...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Hellen Keller List
Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q:...
I did all of that?
|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...