What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
A circumcision
Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says...
If You Are Unhappy
Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Football try-outs.
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Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Hot croako!
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Free samples
Your cousin Jimmy is so stupid, he stole some free samples!