Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
New hearing aid
|Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went...
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?”I just got laid and now...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
All Lawyers are Assholes
A guy in a bar stands up and says, “All lawyers are assholes.” Another...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
Business and fishing
|One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole...