Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Twelve days Microsoft
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Windows 95...
Is there a mouse in the house?
|Is there a mouse in the house?No, but there’s a moose on the loose!
The power of the press
Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Half off these tickets
|USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on...
Many Sayings On Love And Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Your Cat Has Learned Your Internet Password
|9. E-mail flames from some guy named “Fluffy.” 8. Traces of kitty litter in...
Blondes dumb?!?!?
Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...