Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends…
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms...
A frog with hiccups!
|Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?A frog with hiccups!
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Washcloth
There was this lady who was in the shower & her little boy walked...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...