Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Elephant jokes 13
|Why did the elephant walk on two feet?To give the ants a chance!Why do...
By definition
A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
How Deaf?
A man is talking to the family doctor. “Doc, I think my wife’s going...
What to do
Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Punishment For Bigamy
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mother-in-law’s!
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...