What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers…
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
Cannibals and Missionaries
Two cannibals meet one day…The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem...
Bad Thoughts
A couple were celebrating their 30th wedding anniversary at their home.Everyone was having a...
Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.