Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
At College
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?A: A...
A talking horse
A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a...
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
The Angel atop a Christmas Tree
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus was getting ready for his annual trip.As he pulled...
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...