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Raking Leaves
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Language Trends of the Future
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A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad…”Daddy, daddy! I’m...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
The Blonde Kidnapper
Once upon a time when a Blonde was hard up for money, she decided...
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull…
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Indicator
A businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar, and ordered a doublescotch...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
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Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...