First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Wishing
A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...