What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day…
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital...
A man goes to a psychiatrist…
A man goes to a psychiatrist. To start things off, the psychiatristsuggests they start...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
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Boss asks secretary “Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Perfect customer
A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he...