Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
She Wants What He Has
Every day a 4th grade boy walks home from school past a 4th grade...
Two kids meet
A new neigbour arrives. The kids meet.The local kid:”My mom was born in California!Where...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Why, why, Tell me WHY!
WHY ? …… 1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...