Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Some Words of Wisdom
Some Words of Wisdom…The gene pool could use a little chlorine.Time is what keeps...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Fallen bridge
|A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.The blond...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...