If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
Bullfrog Does Oral Sex
An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained...
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Another bar joke
A man walked into a bar and guess what he said. ouch!
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Some people are sitting in a bar…
Some people are sitting in a bar when one guy says, “My name is...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...