Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
How many honest, intelligent, caring men…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in theworld does it take to do the...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
Bill Clinton\\\’s Song
Bill’s SongThis should be sung to the tune “A Few of My Favorite Things”...
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
Bible Study Bloopers
The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.