Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
Prostitute and Nymph
Q: What’s the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
You know you drink too much coffee when…
1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate’s fingernails....
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
I’m Hungry
Q: Where does your nose go, when it gets hungry?A: Booger King!!!