10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents The First Time You Meet...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
Responsible Husband
My ex-husband (or ex-wife) was very responsible. If anything went wrong, he was usually...
An old man was critically ill…
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his...