Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three…one to mix the batter...
Vincent Van Gogh\’s relatives:
After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...