A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Take The Pill
Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the...
Save the Yeasts
Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS...
I’ll sue for injuries
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
The Sick Blonde…
A blonde came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her mother...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.