Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Greenhorn In Alaska
A greenhorn visiting Alaska was talking to two old sourdoughs. They informed him he...
The Mouse
Why didn’t the mouse cross the road?It’s cord wasn’t long enough!
You Can Never Really Go Back
You Can Never Really Go Back There was this couple who had been married...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Royal Penis Comparison
The kings of Spain, France, and England all stand on stage together in front...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
If Dr. Seuss was a technical writer
|What if Dr. Seuss was a technical writer? Here are several examples of what...
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...