Bathroom Privileges
TO: All EmployeesFrom: ManagementRe: Restroom PolicyIn the past, employees were permitted to make trips...
More Man Slamming!
You know a man’s lying if his lips are moving. Remember you are known...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
An American was waiting on a London street corner…
An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...