A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Cyber lingo for rednecks
Windows-A danger zone for Fido. Modem-A good way to get rid ofweeds. Mouse-Something the...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
He simply croaked!
|How did the toad die?He simply croaked!
Pregnant Mystery
A three year old walked over to the pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes