What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
How to Hug
Did you hear about the blonde who took a book out of the library...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Honeymoon II
The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak’s “Car Train” to Florida, so they would...
imigration test
You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to...