Quick Conquer Of Poland
Q: How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?A: They marched in backwards and...
65 Bumper Stickers!
TOP BUMPER STICKER’S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD1. Constipated People Don’t Give A Shit.2. Practice...
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Two homosexuals were talking when…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened tomention that he had gotten...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Palindromes
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Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
Oh the Internet is slow
|The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it’s so delightful,Our...