Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Crocodile-done-blonde
A man walks into a bar with his pet crocodile, the bartender screams and...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...