Train
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Helping a criminal
|When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law before the criminal gets...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
I\’m glad I\’m a woman
I’M GLAD I’M A WOMANI’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I...
Odd Wedding Gifts
100 facecloths 25 darning needles any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...