The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Children’s letters to God
Dear GOD, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was...
Proffessional Terms
The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. “On...
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...