OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Computer history of the world
|In the beginning, God created the Bit and the Byte. And from those he...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
The Cruise
A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...