Corporate Christmas
***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI’m...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
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Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
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Bill of No Rights by Lewis W. Napper
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The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
Love & Marriage Quotes
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Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
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Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...