Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
Chimney Cricket!
|What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?Chimney Cricket!
Elephant jokes 12
|What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...