Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when…
There is this French couple, sitting up talking, when the wife says to the...
Cow gives birth
A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...