Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his...
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Vow of Silence
At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises…
A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises frominside the aprtment, walks...
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and…
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked andwas climbing into bed when his wife...
Food one-liners
|The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”On...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...