Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
In the midst of a veritable downpour…
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver sawa woman alone in...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...