Persistency Act
A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone...
Dead Cow & The Mermaid
On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Royalty and W
At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretchedout to Air Force...
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...
Priests undies
Why did the Priest wear underwear in the shower?He didn’t want to look down...
I don’t owe anything for this drink
|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, “What’ll you have?” The guy...