Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
“Washing the Clothes”
John and Claire are just newly married. They are still a little shy about...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down…
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the...
Can’t remember
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...