You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Jonah and the Whale.
A lady on an airliner was reading her bible. The man sitting next to...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
If a month would be 24 hrs
If a month would be only 24 hrs long, we would get paid every...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
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Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...