The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
How many calories do we burn during sex
The diet literature explains calories burned while jogging, playing tennis or golfing, but similar...
The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
What’s the difference between men and women?
What’s the difference between men and women?Women must play hard to get; men must...
The general went to the doctor for a physical…
The general went to the doctor for a physical. Before he began, the doctor...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...