How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world…
Because his son wasn’t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took...
Historic Custer battle
|The following are supposedly true headlines that have appeared in papers during the war.Some...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...