The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
A Florida Genie
A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp....
Betting
There were two guys sitting in a plane. The one guy says lets play...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Redneck wins lottery…
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.