Remembering Anniversary
What’s the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his...
Psychiatrist Handyman
Question: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?Answer: Just one …...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Why Babies Need Lots Of Clothes
1. Because baby eats. Eating is a messy job for a baby. If you...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
10 things to never say to a naked man…
Uh…top 10 things not to say to a naked man:10: Awww…that’s cute9. Well, at...