Bill Clinton & Hillary
Bill Clinton and Hillary were travelling in a car.They stopped at a filling station....
Two men are discussing the age old question…
Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
A logical question
If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
I’m John The Baptist
A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so...
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...