Unlocking your car
|Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Genie and the Beer
Two old guys were fishing in a boat on Lake Michigan. A bottle comes...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Burned Ears
A blonde ran into the hospital screaming. A doctor came running to her aid....
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
An invisible man is here to see you
|Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I...
Useless Inventions
Non stick Cellotape Solar Powered Flash Light A black highlighter pen Glow in the...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
The other day my house caught fire…
The other day my house caught fire. The insurance agent said, “Shouldn’t be a...