Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Saving Up
This old geezer of 78 marries a girl of18. The morning after the wedding...
How’d you get that black eye?
First man: How’d you get that black eye?Second man: I called some woman a...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...