Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Star bangled banner
You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star...
Power to the farmers!
This one big lawyer from the city decided to take time away from his...
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says, “Say, your head...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
English is tough stuff.
Multi-national personnel at North Atlantic Treaty Organization headquartersnear Paris found English to be an...