An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
Need fishing licenses
|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten...
Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...