Farm jokes 05
|What is a cow’s favorite TV show?Dr Moo!Why was the farmer hopping mad?Because someone...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
McQuillan walked into a bar
|McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!