Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
Why are women so bad at mathematics?Because men keep telling them that this…||is 12...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...